In my defense (I think), at least I put up my fists and prepared to fight (punch?) the beast while yelling "OH GOD JESUS CHRIST!" and having my heart rate jump to 200 bpm.
Saturday, October 4, 2008
Holy God that Scurred the Cacahuate Out of Me
They say you learn a lot about yourself while applying for business school, and they weren't kidding. For example, today I learned that the best way to scare the living daylights out of me is, without a doubt, to have a gigantic moth land on me while I'm taking a shower. Maybe it was the extra vulnerability we all feel while naked, maybe it was the unnatural and angry red eyes you can see in each photo, or maybe it was just the fact that this moth could eat a small bird. Either way, I'm just glad nobody was home to hear my pathetically terrified outburst.
In my defense (I think), at least I put up my fists and prepared to fight (punch?) the beast while yelling "OH GOD JESUS CHRIST!" and having my heart rate jump to 200 bpm.
In my defense (I think), at least I put up my fists and prepared to fight (punch?) the beast while yelling "OH GOD JESUS CHRIST!" and having my heart rate jump to 200 bpm.
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If you had listened to G'Pa you would have known the right word, before you were 6.
Remember to leave the big spiders alone so they can eat the moths! LOVE G'MA
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